dry shit 

Mythical shit that leaves no residue and requires no wiping of the anus. People who claim to have dry shitted, are usually embarrassed because they did not wipe their ass, and claim that the ass didn't need wiping. All asses need wiping

"Oh my god will just took a dry shit."

dry shit by Daddy November 27, 2003

Dry shit 

Unable to shit despite sitting on the crapper for an extender period of time. Usually accompanied by anal contractions.

I have got to change my diet. These dry shits are killing my sphincter.

Dry shit by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018

Dry shit 

Australian: The act of taking a fake toilet or unnecessarily long toilet break in order to avoid doing your share of the work.

Where's Kevin he hasn't done anything at all in last hour?
Nah he reaconed he was constipated!
Bull that fuckers just taking another "dry shit"

Dry shit by anonymous September 1, 2025

dry as shit 

It means something or someone is boring This is actually a phrase used to change the mood and attitiudes of those engaged in the conversation typiccallky used by the lumpenproleteriat or scum bag mothefuckers but nevertheLESs its FIEry.

My place of work is boring== huh shrug lets go back to the game of dominoes who cares everyones does loser your so boring and conventional we want spice captain morgan kinda junk just be hushed and silent please please please words like boring do nothing for my senses i want an orgasm of all the chakras a spiritual awakening an experience and you give me bhlluh
I hatre you and your not invited to my party and you cant date my sister any more now leave me alone
as opposed to
My place of work is dry as shit == whoah whoah whoah whoah ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!Spittly sparks everywhere you turn, chaos reigns, god parts the sea, and all you can see is tittys shaking in slowmow on a giant TV set I love you i know your not gay but can i suck your dick please
** PEOPLE SHould react in this way

That Damn Lumpenproleteriat such a failure right yet such a delight.

dry as shit by MPJF September 7, 2005

dry smash her shit box

Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s

: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal

Gnubobo asks, "Wondering about how things might go with this chick...but she has a kid.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."

"dry smash her shit box

And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.

dry smash her shit box by Kieran King January 8, 2009

DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL 

A phrase known to be used for dry churros.

"I was sittin there in pizza hut and I looked down at my churros and thought to myself "DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL"

DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL by followmeontwitter@hobiversxd September 27, 2018

I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log 

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting

You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.

I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022