Dry Cheeks

Getting absolutely fucked over or taken advantage of in a deal, job, or situation with zero mercy, zero preparation, and maximum discomfort. The "dry" emphasizes that there was no easing into it — no lube, no warning, no grace period. Straight raw consequences.

“I told him I needed the boat rigged by Friday… ended up with dry cheeks for $2,800.”
“Never quote a price before doing a full inspection on an old RV. You’ll catch dry cheeks real quick.”

Dry Cheeks by Still Broadcasting Co May 17, 2026

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keep my cheeks dry

Don't cry

You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made

-No Rain / Blind Melon

That means he's done of being hurt.

keep my cheeks dry by NandaVLinda November 20, 2013

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Dry Cheeks • keep my cheeks dry • my ass cheeks are dry • dry • dry wall • dry docking • Dry hump • Dry humping • dry dock • dry sex

my ass cheeks are dry

When the moistness from your butthole seizes to exist.

" oh damn joe, what's up? " " nothing just chillin with my ass cheeks dry. " " damn man, I hate when the moistness from my ass cheeks discontinues to exist. " " I hate when my ass cheeks are dry. "

my ass cheeks are dry by Bluecheerios123 April 16, 2014

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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