Dry Cheeks

Getting absolutely fucked over or taken advantage of in a deal, job, or situation with zero mercy, zero preparation, and maximum discomfort. The "dry" emphasizes that there was no easing into it — no lube, no warning, no grace period. Straight raw consequences.

“I told him I needed the boat rigged by Friday… ended up with dry cheeks for $2,800.”
“Never quote a price before doing a full inspection on an old RV. You’ll catch dry cheeks real quick.”

Dry Cheeks by Still Broadcasting Co May 17, 2026

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keep my cheeks dry

Don't cry

You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made

-No Rain / Blind Melon

That means he's done of being hurt.

keep my cheeks dry by NandaVLinda November 20, 2013

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my ass cheeks are dry

When the moistness from your butthole seizes to exist.

" oh damn joe, what's up? " " nothing just chillin with my ass cheeks dry. " " damn man, I hate when the moistness from my ass cheeks discontinues to exist. " " I hate when my ass cheeks are dry. "

my ass cheeks are dry by Bluecheerios123 April 16, 2014

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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