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A mohawk haircut, usually done by unexperienced friends, which is either crooked, misshapened, off center, or a combination of the above.
"Jackie gave me a drunkhawk. Now i need to shave my head."
Drunkhawk by The Biggie January 17, 2009
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Drunkback Mountain 

When two dudes are drunk and very affectionate towards each other. "I love you man..." etc.
Man, Ace and Gary were really Drunkback Mountain at the party last night...

Drunkawhorearus Rex 

that chick at the party who cant help but be wastey-faced and forces herself on any and every poor bastard in the room
stay out of the pool house bruh, there is a drunkawhorearus rex lurking..
Drunkawhorearus Rex by jaxonya February 14, 2010

drumhawk 

-to consistantly lie without remorse
-to brag/lie about anything in life
-uncontrollably lie
-a pathetic liar
Chevyman Josh acted like drumhawk, claiming his car was faster then adams when his own car didnt even exist
drumhawk by Robby Dink January 12, 2009

drunktalk 

The trash one speaks while drunk.
Girl 1: So what was up with that last night when that chick accidentally spilled her drink on you and were ready to fight? You were talking serious trash to her!

Girl 2: laughs...that was definite drunktalk! I was smashed!
drunktalk by xxxara January 10, 2009

drunkbawl 

To uncontrollably cry while drunk off one's ass

Bonus points for blubbering/sobbing and incoherent mumbling of something stupidly stupid when smashed.
joe drunkbawled when he heard cheezy love songs on the radio.. .
drunkbawl by anarchism` May 3, 2009

Duckhawk 

A rare and surprisingly agile bird of prey. The Duckhawk will swoop down from great heights and quack in your face before tearing out your eyeballs and eating them for dinner.
Guy #1 "What is that thing?"
Guy #2 "Oh shit I think it's a duckhawk"
Guy #1 "RUN AWAY!"
Duckhawk "QUACK"
Duckhawk by Theguywhoknowsstuff July 12, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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