Drunkhawk

A mohawk haircut, usually done by unexperienced friends, which is either crooked, misshapened, off center, or a combination of the above.

"Jackie gave me a drunkhawk. Now i need to shave my head."

by The Biggie January 17, 2009

Drunkback Mountain

When two dudes are drunk and very affectionate towards each other. "I love you man..." etc.

Man, Ace and Gary were really Drunkback Mountain at the party last night...

by Daniel Johnston May 21, 2006

Drunkawhorearus Rex

that chick at the party who cant help but be wastey-faced and forces herself on any and every poor bastard in the room

stay out of the pool house bruh, there is a drunkawhorearus rex lurking..

by jaxonya February 14, 2010

drumhawk

-to consistantly lie without remorse
-to brag/lie about anything in life
-uncontrollably lie
-a pathetic liar

Chevyman Josh acted like drumhawk, claiming his car was faster then adams when his own car didnt even exist

by Robby Dink January 12, 2009

drunktalk

The trash one speaks while drunk.

Girl 1: So what was up with that last night when that chick accidentally spilled her drink on you and were ready to fight? You were talking serious trash to her!

Girl 2: laughs...that was definite drunktalk! I was smashed!

by xxxara January 10, 2009

drunkbawl

To uncontrollably cry while drunk off one's ass

Bonus points for blubbering/sobbing and incoherent mumbling of something stupidly stupid when smashed.

joe drunkbawled when he heard cheezy love songs on the radio.. .

by anarchism` May 3, 2009

Duckhawk

A rare and surprisingly agile bird of prey. The Duckhawk will swoop down from great heights and quack in your face before tearing out your eyeballs and eating them for dinner.

Guy #1 "What is that thing?"
Guy #2 "Oh shit I think it's a duckhawk"
Guy #1 "RUN AWAY!"
Duckhawk "QUACK"

by Theguywhoknowsstuff July 12, 2010