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Drunk call 

The act of calling someone when you are lonely and drunk. An act usually performed by drunk guys alone at the bar with nothing else to do but call others, so as to prove that they actually get out and try to convince the other that they actually have a life when they do not.
Drunk caller: Hey what's up, I'm here at this bar having a great time there are women everywhere!

Innocent married call taker: Dude what the fuck! You woke us up. Get a life
Drunk call by pandn May 10, 2010

drunk call girl/drunk dial girl 

Someone you feel the urge to phone, not necessarily for a booty call, when inebriated, usually an ex or anyone else whom you will regret slurring a profession of love to when sobered up again.
My drunk call girl is the bitch who broke my heart.

drunk calling 

1.When someone drunk or high calls you when trying to call someone else.
2. When someone drunk or high that's straight and of the same sex as you calls you and asks for sex.
3. When someone drunk or high prank calls you without blocking out their number.
4. When someone drunk or high calls you more than twice telling you the same thing because they don't remember doing it the first time.
Vanessa: Man, Celia kept calling me last night asking for my junk.
Johnny: Tell that bitch to quit drunk calling you.
Bill: Hey. I wanna talka Sue and tell 'er 'bout what I did 'day.
Miranda: Bill, this is the twelfth time you've called asking for Sue. It's Miranda. Quit drunk calling me.
drunk calling by zoe, dipshit. February 14, 2010

drunk calla 

any sex act that meets the following criteria:
1. It is performed in a seedy location, i.e., a parking lot, a Burger King bathroom, a public bus, or anywhere in New Jersey.
2. It is mutually casual to the extent that both (or all) parties involved can and do openly discuss the event with no shame, regret, embarrassment, or passion; though they may recall it fondly.
3. It nonetheless somehow scandalizes a third party who had nothing to do with the act.
Usage note: drunk calla is a non-count noun, meaning it isn't typically pluralized and takes no article ('a', 'an', or 'the'). Simply put: use the term as you would use the term head.
Remember the time we were so high on glint that you gave me drunk calla in line at the batting cages and my wife found out and left me?
drunk calla by yogizmo September 8, 2010

Call of Drunky 

Call of drunky is a drinking game involving Call of Duty 4. It is played best with a mixed drink, but beer works as well. The rules are simple. For every 3 deaths one gets, a drink must be taken. If a UAV (3 kill streak) is achieved, one must drink. For an airstrike (5 kill streak) two drinks must be had. For a helicopter (7 kill streak) three drinks must be had. If one is lucky enough to get a 10 kill streak, everything left in the cup should be chugged. Also, if one is killed by, or kills with, a headshot, noob tube, claymore, C4, RPG, knife, grenade, direct impact, or a team kill, a drink is required. It is best played with six people who are all also playing this game. It is designed so that no matter if you are doing good or bad, you will get fucked up.
Agh, I'm so fucked up from Call of Drunky! That Airstrike and Helicopter really put me over the edge man.
Call of Drunky by Thurkagord March 1, 2009

Call of Drunky 4

Call of drunky is a drinking game involving Call of Duty 4. It is played best with a mixed drink, but beer works as well. The rules are simple. For every 3 deaths one gets, a drink must be taken. If a UAV (3 kill streak) is achieved, one must drink. For an airstrike (5 kill streak) two drinks must be had. For a helicopter (7 kill streak) three drinks must be had. If one is lucky enough to get a 10 kill streak, everything left in the cup should be chugged. Also, if one is killed by, or kills with, a headshot, noob tube, claymore, C4, RPG, knife, grenade, direct impact, or a team kill, a drink is required. It is best played with six people who are all also playing this game. It is designed so that no matter if you are doing good or bad, you will get fucked up.
Dude I just got a UAV, airstrike, helicopter and two headshots! I have to take 8 sips! Agh, I'm so fucked up from Call of Drunky 4.
Call of Drunky 4 by Thurkagord February 27, 2009
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