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Drunk Asshole 

A Drunk Asshole is a male who goes to parties and gets too drunk too fast. If he is there with a date he will become inflamed with jealousy very easily. He will then proceed to try to pick fights with every other male at the party. When its time to leave or when people become tired of listening to him talk in general he will steal alcohol to take home so that he can get progressively more intoxicated. A Drunk Asshole will then pass out in the car still clutching his stolen booze and to cap the night off he'll tell his date that she likes to fuck dogs.
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asshole drink 

The act of buying a drink for an individual/group to make up for being an asshole
She bought the gentleman an asshole drink after cutting in line at the bar
asshole drink by Skippyzu July 21, 2019

asshole drink 

A mixed drink that is at least 50% alcohol. The alcohol should be cheap like Vladdy or anything that is around 10 bucks a handle mixed with a crappy mixer like orange soda or lemon-ade
My friend wasnt enjoying the party so i made him an asshole drink. He got laid that night and doesnt remember any of it.