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Drunk Tweet 

The act of putting ridiculous ideas on twitter due to intoxication.
Pam tweeted really weird things last night.

Don't worry it was only Drunk Tweet
Drunk Tweet by PG96 December 29, 2011
Words you can keep

dunk tweet 

A savage retort via quote tweet on Twitter.
Comment: You’re a bigoted, evil, sick person, and I hope you die.
Quote and Dunk Tweet: Is Twitter your full time job or do you actually do other things besides fake outrage?
dunk tweet by saintsundere April 27, 2021

drunktweeting 

The process of leaving tweets on Twitter while intoxicated, or heavily under the influence. Closely associated with drunkdialing.
Bob: Man, your tweets last night were insane!
Joe: Ah, dude my bad. I was so shit faced last night, I was drunktweeting.
drunktweeting by CalaiaSassyBack January 7, 2010

Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter 

All he does is drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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