Drunk Tweet 

The act of putting ridiculous ideas on twitter due to intoxication.

Pam tweeted really weird things last night.

Don't worry it was only Drunk Tweet

Drunk Tweet by PG96 December 29, 2011

dunk tweet 

A savage retort via quote tweet on Twitter.

Comment: You’re a bigoted, evil, sick person, and I hope you die.
Quote and Dunk Tweet: Is Twitter your full time job or do you actually do other things besides fake outrage?

dunk tweet by saintsundere April 27, 2021

drunktweeting 

The process of leaving tweets on Twitter while intoxicated, or heavily under the influence. Closely associated with drunkdialing.

Bob: Man, your tweets last night were insane!
Joe: Ah, dude my bad. I was so shit faced last night, I was drunktweeting.

drunktweeting by CalaiaSassyBack January 7, 2010

Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter 

Goof off

All he does is drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter by Hal Jalikakik December 7, 2010