Drunk Door

Much like a drunk dial, Drunk Dooring is the act of getting intoxicated, then coming back to your dorm or apartment and writing random things on other peoples door white board. Most commonly used to hit on and or give out your phone number to you" hot" neighbors.

Girl one: " Those guys down the hall are being loud again they must be drunk"
Girl two: "I hope they don't come drunk door us again"

by Girlsof225 September 25, 2011

Drunky Doors

When you're half asleep and you think your door is drunk af.

Oh mate are they drunky doors I see?

by Babaaaa February 23, 2017

Drunkcoordinated

The coordination (or lack thereof) of someone who is drunk.

George just spent ten minutes trying to grab a bag of chips but ended up throwing them around instead; he's so drunkcoordinated.

by AlcoholicDaughter May 3, 2013

doorknobbing "The Dunk"

When you take a man`s trousers off (preferably with the name "Dunk", "Duncan") and insert his tiny butt-hole into a specifically chosen door knob and made to open and shut the door violently until the point of climax, forcing him to shit all over your nice new door... That`s door-knobbing "The Dunk".

Lets get Nick to doorknob "The Dunk"....
Charlotte`s going to get her door knobbed by "The Dunk"
Some one has been knobbing my door...

Lets eat a lot of Chinese food and go doorknobbing "The Dunk"..
Some one has been eating corn..it`s all over my door.. Please stop door-knobbing my door...

by Thedoor October 21, 2011