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Drunk Door 

Much like a drunk dial, Drunk Dooring is the act of getting intoxicated, then coming back to your dorm or apartment and writing random things on other peoples door white board. Most commonly used to hit on and or give out your phone number to you" hot" neighbors.
Girl one: " Those guys down the hall are being loud again they must be drunk"
Girl two: "I hope they don't come drunk door us again"
Drunk Door by Girlsof225 September 25, 2011
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Drunky Doors

When you're half asleep and you think your door is drunk af.
Oh mate are they drunky doors I see?
Drunky Doors by Babaaaa February 23, 2017

Drunkcoordinated 

The coordination (or lack thereof) of someone who is drunk.
George just spent ten minutes trying to grab a bag of chips but ended up throwing them around instead; he's so drunkcoordinated.

doorknobbing "The Dunk" 

When you take a man`s trousers off (preferably with the name "Dunk", "Duncan") and insert his tiny butt-hole into a specifically chosen door knob and made to open and shut the door violently until the point of climax, forcing him to shit all over your nice new door... That`s door-knobbing "The Dunk".
Lets get Nick to doorknob "The Dunk"....
Charlotte`s going to get her door knobbed by "The Dunk"
Some one has been knobbing my door...

Lets eat a lot of Chinese food and go doorknobbing "The Dunk"..
Some one has been eating corn..it`s all over my door.. Please stop door-knobbing my door...
doorknobbing "The Dunk" by Thedoor October 21, 2011

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026