drunk

Bane of the convenience store third shift clerk.

God damn it the bar didn't kick them out before two, now I gotta deal with drunk bastards. Fucking bar.

by fucking drunks September 29, 2006

drunk

Drinking a half gallon of vodka, then puking and passing out.

Before:
1 Lets get a half gally tonight...
2 sounds like a party
After:
1 I am so fucked up
2 I know man me too.
(here puking)

by Brooke April 21, 2004

drunk

An insult given when after a drinker points out to a non-drinker their skewed logic.

Entering the kitchen and pouring a glass of wine to steady the nerves for the inevitable enslaught after a day of work: "You know I don't think it'd be a good idea if we got married right now. We don't make enough money and we have too many differences between us. This hurts me to say as much as you but it needs to be addressed."

"You're drunk."

After a big sigh. "Fine, then you don't need to marry me. Now get out of my house because I am about to really get drunk, but in the morning I shall be single and sober."

by LibraLady105 March 19, 2008

drunk

A form of hydration involving alcohol.

I would have had a Gatorade after my work-out, but I got drunk instead.

by Social Chair for the World October 23, 2008

drunkness

1.(adj) resembling one who is intoxicated, but not actually being under the influence. Severe cases of drunkness occer generally very late at night when subjects are tired. Hallucinations are common, also feelings of euphoria and altered visions of reality. Those who are drunk are usually very creative in a very sick sort of way.

Hey!!! instead of saying "pants", pretend the english language has no 'n' and say "pamts".

Jesus fuck!! We are so damn drunk!

by Luvnuts March 4, 2003

drunkative

When one is extremely intoxicated and wishes to converse repeatedly.

Kali, I am so totally drunkative. I think I'm going to text all my exboyfriends and confess my undying love for them.

by tapioka_dudde May 25, 2014

drunk

It's my opinion that many of these definitions are written by drunk individuals. Further, as I am now drunk while writing this, I believe that the drunken scholars have always had a place in world discourse.

My ex-wife wouldn't fuck me when drunk. (Ain't that ambiguous who is the horniest?) (Drunkest?) Further, who the fuck do you think is saddest that she started cheating on me in 2004? Cunt!

by Oakkymon May 17, 2006