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Douglaston 

Douglaston is a small town in New York city, in Queens. It includes Douglaston Manor, a collection of 600 houses, one public Elementary School, a park, a "Yacht" Club, and a dock. Douglaston teenagers spend their time doing one of three things. Going to school which occupies their winter, but during the summer participating in sailing camp at the Douglaston dock sailing in Optis, Lasers, Blue Jays, or Pixels. If not that, they're at the Douglaston club playing tennis or practicing on the swim team. Every July, either on the 3rd and 4th or 4th and 5th, Douglaston holds the DMA (Douglaston Manor Association) games, which include swimming on the first day, with other children in your age group and track and field on the second day. Douglaston is a very rich, formal, expensive town where the kids act like perfect little angels but are really crackheads and freaks
Adult:Oh my goodness! you're so well mannered of course you're from Douglaston
Teen: thank you ma'am, and yes

once adult leaves teen goes to friends

Teen: yo biatchezz let's PARTY. watever the f we want we'll get it bitch.
Douglaston by _dougggie... July 3, 2008
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douglaston, queens 

One of the nicest places in Queens. You are a train ride away from Manhattan & a few short steps from long island. Everyone that is Catholic went to St. Francis Prep or St. Marys--while the rest of the populaton attended Cardozo High School. unlike everyone else there, we're actually zoned to go thereYou hated taking the bus because the bus stop was miles away from your actual house. You've grown up with everyone from your neighborhood and can identify them by what street they live on. You've been to the Douglaston Memorial Day Parade or the St. Anastaia Carnival more then once. You know what the club is and know people that are members. When you finally grew up and didn't have to sneak hanging out at Bay Terrace, by the bay or drinking at one of your Manor friend's houses, you started haninging out at BK Sweeneys. You get insulted when people say you're from Little Neck and you can't figure out how if you're from queens its quicker to drive to any place on long island then some place in your borough. You went to PS98 and not PS221. You know that trademarks of your town are the BIG Toys 'r Us or the fact that the Manor is now "historical site". Everyone knows everybody and everyones business. Nooene ever heard of your town and but you're proud of it.
Douglaston Douglaston Douglaston Douglaston, Queens!!

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026