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Drowneded 

Oh no I drowneded again
Drowneded by CalciumTree March 29, 2024
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Downedest mother fucker

(noun) Tried and true, faithful-to-the-end; unwaveringly loyal to the core; your #1 ally when the shit goes down and your cause may very well be a lost one.
I was worried about John going to that part of town, but then I learned Nikki was with him. Nikki considers John a friend and is the downedest mother fucker I know. By me learning that I brushed my worries to the side. Nikki would watch out for John and put John's well being above his own .

ben drowned

A BADASS creepypasta. Has hipster tendencies but will beat your ass at a video game. Afraid of water and features in graphic jeffxben yaoi. Haunts a majoras mask cartridge. Created by youtube user Jadusable in 2009. You shouldn't have done that.
"Hey look at him go!"
"Yeah hes such a BEN drowned, he completed GTA V in less than a week"
"Wait does he have blood coming from his ey-"
*dead*
ben drowned by RiseLikeAPhoenix October 14, 2013

BEN drowned

A creepypasta written by youtuber jadusable. The pasta revolves around the game released 9 years before, the legend of zelda, majoras mask. The story basically tells about the author. Looking for new games, N64 games in general. He just so happens to find one at a yard sale from an elderly man. The creepyness starts after he tries the game in his new N64. The game had been played, he could tell, there was a file under the name BEN. The game goes crazy, jumpscares of some of the games characters appear, even a tune from the game, the song of healing, is played backwards to frighten him. The save files are also messed up. They start to say things like, your turn, ben drowned in separate files, ect. The game had huge glitches and gave him nightmares, it talked to him. It told him of a website, clevwrbot.com, in which he could communicate with this "ben" fellow. It turned out that "ben" had drowned. But in the end, all ben wanted was to be set free.
Hey, did you ever get to read that Zelda pasta, BEN Drowned?

Wow, lots of people are on Cleverbot, trying to find the truth behind BEN.

BENS mottos appear to be, You shouldn't have done that, and one thay actually was not his own, but that of the happy mask salesman.
BEN drowned by BENS Headphones February 24, 2015

drownded 

Same thing as drowned, hick style.
That little girl is gonna get drownded.

Drowned In Sound

Just a load of losers ranking Radiohead albums.
Kid A > OK Computer > In Rainbows = Amnesiac > Hail To The Thief > The Bends >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pablo Honey.

^Typical post of a DiSer (member of the website Drowned In Sound)
Drowned In Sound by can'treallytalk January 17, 2011

Drowned Trout 

A pussy that has the look and smell of a rotten trout that has washed ashore at your local spring fed lake. Often times this pussy simply looks angry. Don't stare directly at it for too long or you will swear your looking at the Predator.
You seen Paulas?

Ya that thing looks like a drowned trout.
Drowned Trout by Sniper69 August 12, 2012
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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