To take a dump, poop, or shit in or around a fancy toilet.
Employee: welcome to The Hilton, how may I help you?
La-a (ladasha): Where is the restroom because I have to drop the Obama's off at the White House.
Employee: It's just up the hallway on your left.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.