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Dream lever 

To activate the dream lever: The act of rubbing one out before falling into an amazing dream filled slumber. A commonly used sleeping aid among male populations in the developed world.
The dream lever is activated in the 30 minutes or so preceeding sleep. Activation of the dream lever initiates a chemical process within the male brain which combats stress, insomnia,depression which = better sleeping patterns
'whats your plan for tonight?'
'Dont know man. i'm pretty wrecked. might just activate the dream lever.

'I'm having trouble sleeping.'
'Have you tried the dream lever. Works like a charm
Dream lever by Wild Bill13 June 3, 2011

Dream lovers

Dream is the bes- Dream lovers are gay!

Dreamover 

Dreamover is the feeling the lingers after a vivid dream. Also called a "Dream Hangover."
My dream last night was so real I have been having a serious "Dreamover" all day.

I dreamed a rabid dog bit me and my "Dreamover" is so real it still hurts today.

I had a dream about your wife last night and my "Dream Hangover" has made me horny all day today.
Dreamover by Kelebrinlith April 8, 2010

Dreamover 

is what you feel when you have too many continues dreams and wake up dizzy as shit
-you alright ma man ?
- little dizzy actually, last night i had too many dreams i think it gives me a Dreamover
Dreamover by hamo hesh September 4, 2016
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026