To activate the dream lever: The act of rubbing one out before falling into an amazing dream filled slumber. A commonly used sleeping aid among male populations in the developed world.
The dream lever is activated in the 30 minutes or so preceeding sleep. Activation of the dream lever initiates a chemical process within the male brain which combats stress, insomnia,depression which = better sleeping patterns
'whats your plan for tonight?'
'Dont know man. i'm pretty wrecked. might just activate the dream lever.
'I'm having troublesleeping.'
'Have you tried the dream lever. Works like a charm
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.