Dramacane 

When, under favorable conditions (often among groups of highly competitive, charismatic, and self-centered people), a violent hurricane of interpersonal drama forms, sucking all concerned parties into an ever-expanding spiral of senseless rumor, conjecture, happenstance, and confusion. Those sucked in worsen the conditions of the dramacane in their attempts to find blame, or fault, or reason by trying to get to the so-called "heart of the matter". But from the "eye of storm" it becomes clear that there isn't one.

All parties are complicit, and no one person is to blame.

Paul won't be at work Monday; he got pulled into one of his family's dramacanes over the weekend and has yet to make it out alive.

Don't answer that call. The dramacane at work has grown to five or six people, at least. Cut communication if you don't want to be next.

Did you ever watch that show The Real World? It's like a perpetual dramacane.

Dramacane by AccurateMisfit May 3, 2015

dramaalert 

A "news" show hosted by Daniel "Killer Keemstar" Keem, a garden gnome.

person 1: did you watch dramaalert's newest video yet?
person 2: no, but let's go dislike it

dramaalert by SH4D0W1337H4X0R_LOLOLOLOLOLOLO July 6, 2016

dramaland 

any place where drama queens live or gather is a dramaland.

"OMG Elvira, the salon I go to is such a dramaland!"

dramaland by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

DramaAlert 

A cult created by the midget gnome-enthusiast Daniel Keem.

DramaAlert, "Alex is a stupid nigger" -DanielKeem

DramaAlert by HillOfTheKing August 22, 2016

dramaalert 

1) The worst fucking thing ever.
2) The cancer of Youtube.
3) The ruiner of careers.
4) NIGGER (amirite)

"Did you hear that dramaalert got canceled? I'm so sad" - Worthless fag that's probably 11 years old.
"Good" - Literally everyone else.

dramaalert by Hzhdhdhs OK ddjdusisj June 17, 2016

dramalani 

Someone, usually a jealous or mentally unstable woman whos only goal is to make lives miserable for others by constantly making up/causing Drama just because her life is crap & yet always proclaims she be DRAMA FREE. Girl got probs.

Omg. Did you see all the bat shet crazy things Carla posted about you?

No, not worth my time. She's just a DRAMALANI

dramalani by aikudeesh September 1, 2013

dramaalert 

A show hosted by youtuber keemstar "reporting" on "news" in the online community. It's been reported in the past to contain hypocritical and false statements. It's pretty much shit. A lot of youtubers also use it as a joke when talking about ending up on the news.

Hey man i just subbed to dramaalert it seems pretty informing.

Nah man don't trust that shit. I mean it's run by some fucked up host who some youtubers like scarce get harassed by.

dramaalert by Purplesnower July 17, 2016