Dragon Fingers

A unique disposition where the described has the ability to kick anyone's ass and is also instantly attractive to everyone in the vicinity.

Note: The description is usually only given by those accostmed to large ammounts of fantasy role play (such as Dungeons and Dragons) and mostly by those with no sexual appeal whatsoever.

"Damn, that girl's dragon fingers bring all the boys to the club".

Dragon Fingers by dragonfingers August 30, 2013

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Chinese Dragon Fingers

One of a multitude of alternatives to the happy ending in an oriental massage parlor. The masseuse turns the patron into the prone position and, without lubrication, violently penetrates the anus with at least one (1) digit. Variations include Twin Chinese Dragon Fingers (include a minimum of two (2) digits) and Firebreathing Chinese Dragon Fingers (digits are inserted into Chinese chili sauce prior to penetration). The family of Chinese Dragon Fingers is typically an act associated with being impolite in requesting a happy ending.

Person 1: "Dude, what happened to you? You look awful. Is that blood??"
Person 2: "I told the masseuse at Eternal Gardens to get on with the damn happy ending already, so she flipped me over and gave me Twin Firebreathing Chinese Dragon Fingers."

Chinese Dragon Fingers by jac621 November 27, 2011