Dr. Watts 

The sexual act of tasering a girl while your penis is inside of her. The electricity should be stimulating to the genitalia.

I gave my girlfriend the Dr. Watts for her birthday, it was epic.

Dude why won't Hannah text me back?

Probably because you gave her the Dr. Watts last night.

Dr. Watts by Lorenzo the Luchador May 16, 2011

Dr. Watts 

A drink made from half Red Bull and half beer.

Hey bartender, I'll have a Dr. Watts!

Dr. Watts by chris December 10, 2003

Dr John Watson 

Gay for Sherlock holmes

Dr John Watson: So you’ve got a boyfriend?

Sherlock Holmes: No.

Dr John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.

Sherlock Holmes: (After an awkward pause) John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —

Dr John Watson by Neroshrlmp November 2, 2013

Dr. Watson

A so-called "doctor" who operates under the name drwtsn32.exe on Windows XP. His main purpose is gathering useless information about your computer when an error occurs (or doesn't occur). Contrary to Microsoft's claim, "Dr. Watson" is not really a doctor. In fact, he dropped out of college during his second semester due to chronic alcoholism, countless sexual harassment charges, aids, illiteracy, tendency to inflict self-harm, and underdeveloped motor skills.

Note: He is not to be confused with John H. Watson, M.D., assistant to Sherlock Holmes, who *is* a real doctor and has like 9000 PhDs.

My stupid computer got a virus the other day because I was blindly clicking on a bunch of random links on some porn sites like I normally do... when all of a sudden, this "Dr. Watson" generated a humongous log of bullshit and then proceeded to perform an abortion on my six-year-old son! God, I wish Linux/Mac didn't suck!

Dr. Watson by null edit November 6, 2010