Douchecraft carrier 

An escalation of the douche canoe

dude you're such a douchecraft carrier

Douchecraft carrier by ICBPenguin February 14, 2017

Douchecraftcarrier 

1)Someone who has far surpassed the level of just being called a douchebag or douchewagon.
2)An elite level of assholishness.

"He's not even a douchewagon...he's a Douchecraftcarrier!"

Douchecraftcarrier by spunkygizmo August 21, 2008