Douche wagon

A person being such a large douche the word "douche bag" does not do them justice. This, however, is not nearly as large as a douche silo.

Man, he is being an extreme douche today! Like a douche wagon!

by Mrs strawberry shortcake November 10, 2011

Douche Wagon

Douche Wagon- Commonly used to describe a person who has taken their douchebag triats too far and a more powerful description is needed

Hey dude why is he in a stroller at the party...

He's doing it for attention...he's a total douche wagon.

by Fa Heat May 04, 2010

douche-wagon

a large SUV or Hummer driven by a douchebag to intimidate other drivers with its size

I ended up accidentally running a red light because I couldn't see around the douche-wagon in front of me.

My car got hit in the parking garage because someone had parked their douche-wagon in a compact spot.

by ox gray July 26, 2010

douche wagon

When a group of douche bags pile in the same car to go somewhere.

"Dude, that douche wagon just tried to run me off of the road!"

by Kasie H November 25, 2007

Douche Wagon

A small four-cylinder vehicle (i.e. Honda Civic) usually painted yellow, pink, or purple and driven by a 5'5" jackass. The wagon usually has a large wing on the back, white rims, and an annoying loud muffler.

Chuck felt like he was like Fast and The Furious as he rolled through Philly in his douche wagon.

by stinky July 26, 2004

douche wagon

Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.

{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 09, 2021

douche wagon

to enter ones penis in to a pumpkin

I put the pumkin in the microwave so when I douche wagoned it it was warm in sticky just like a real goat.

by corey December 21, 2003