Douche Magouche

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A douche magouche a person that brings the word douche bag to the ultimate extreme. A person that has gone above and beyond to show that he is not worthy of any kind of relationship whether it be social or romantic. This person has tried to fool others into thinking that he is an honest person and true to his word but he is a FAILURE!

My ex boyfriend is a complete Douche Magouche.

Douche Magouche by amberwambertamber November 24, 2010

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douche magouche

Being a super douche. Used especially towards cape codders.

" Pat, quit being a douche magouche and just suck my dick dry" screamed Ben

douche magouche by Albert Johnson1 May 4, 2011

Related Words

Douche Magouche • Douche McGouche • douche magooche • douche • douche baggery • Douche Fag • Douche Nugget • douche box • douche chills • douche fuck

Douche McGouche

One who trots about with beliefs that they have infinite wisdom in academic matters and feels it is necessary to point out what others should know via physical gestures, all whilst having the best of intentions in mind. Also, one who relentlessly corrects others in the most inconsequential of matters.

Cool guy:
"Man, that dude Inaki sure knows a lot about the stuff we covered in class today."

D. McGouche:
"BRO! His name is pronounced "Iñaki", you forgot to pronounce the "ñ""

Cool guy:
"You are such a Douche McGouche!"

Douche McGouche by D-lux May 1, 2013

douche magooche

similar to a PAB, someone who expresses douche like qualities but to a greater extent. Someone who acts like betty.

Betty is a real douche magooche.

YA tell me about it.

douche magooche by betty sullivan April 22, 2006

Douche McGouche

a nickname for someone who is (or is acting like) a douchebag

A: (to B) Did Johnny stand us up again?!?
B: Yeah. Douche McGouche better hope i don't kick his ass next time i see him.

Douche McGouche by freigo November 18, 2006

Douche mcgouche

A person who is more douchey than the average douche.

That man standing with the other douches is definitely the douche mcgouche of the bunch!

Douche mcgouche by Canditoc January 19, 2017

Douche Ma Gouche

Wash my filthy Vagina
When a vagina is so dirty it needs help

That girl is so dutty...she calls the sanitation dept and asks for the Douche Ma Gouche.

Douche Ma Gouche by Soca C March 25, 2013

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026