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Douche Magouche

A douche magouche a person that brings the word douche bag to the ultimate extreme. A person that has gone above and beyond to show that he is not worthy of any kind of relationship whether it be social or romantic. This person has tried to fool others into thinking that he is an honest person and true to his word but he is a FAILURE!
My ex boyfriend is a complete Douche Magouche.
by amberwambertamber November 24, 2010
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douche magouche

Being a super douche. Used especially towards cape codders.
" Pat, quit being a douche magouche and just suck my dick dry" screamed Ben
by Albert Johnson1 May 4, 2011
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Douche McGouche

One who trots about with beliefs that they have infinite wisdom in academic matters and feels it is necessary to point out what others should know via physical gestures, all whilst having the best of intentions in mind. Also, one who relentlessly corrects others in the most inconsequential of matters.
Cool guy:
"Man, that dude Inaki sure knows a lot about the stuff we covered in class today."

D. McGouche:
"BRO! His name is pronounced "Iñaki", you forgot to pronounce the "ñ""

Cool guy:
"You are such a Douche McGouche!"
by D-lux May 1, 2013
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douche magooche

similar to a PAB, someone who expresses douche like qualities but to a greater extent. Someone who acts like betty.
Betty is a real douche magooche.

YA tell me about it.
by betty sullivan April 22, 2006
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Douche McGouche

a nickname for someone who is (or is acting like) a douchebag
A: (to B) Did Johnny stand us up again?!?
B: Yeah. Douche McGouche better hope i don't kick his ass next time i see him.
by freigo November 18, 2006
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Douche mcgouche

A person who is more douchey than the average douche.
That man standing with the other douches is definitely the douche mcgouche of the bunch!
by Canditoc January 19, 2017
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Douche Ma Gouche

Wash my filthy Vagina
When a vagina is so dirty it needs help
That girl is so dutty...she calls the sanitation dept and asks for the Douche Ma Gouche.
by Soca C March 25, 2013
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