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Douche Kabob

A group of people stuck together in a situation, such as in a place of business, that are so douchey they repeatedly reaffirm their douchebaggery.
Robert and his staff are the biggest douche kabob I have ever met.
by BrewingKnurd April 9, 2020
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Regarding the employment industry; a group of 4 or more people coming in to fill out an application for employment with only 1 person that speaks english.
Here comes a douche kabob, want to place bets on which one speaks english?
by Mrs. Hotits Ann Asses July 12, 2010
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Michale cheated on Lisa with her mother. Michale is a total douche kabob.
by Sarah vivian April 12, 2021
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So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.
He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.
by Friskycummings March 11, 2016
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When your level of douchebaggery results in multiple servings to the people and world around you.
Ken is such a douche-kabob!
by ava27 November 12, 2013
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Douchekabob

Pertaining to any homo-sapien that emanates an overall sense of: self-justification, terrible joke-telling/movie quoting, nosiness, and possesses macabre physical features that are insurmountable by any amount of mangled dead babies.
Any Normal Guy: "Yeah man, its been really hard for me to let go of my grandma's memory ever since she was mutilated by a passing farm implement last month."

Douchekabob: "Oh yeah, my cock was hard when I penetrated your grammy's mangled skull via eyesocket, bahahaha high five bro."
by wilynilystoleyourbily March 26, 2009
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DoucheRkabob - Douchekabob 5.0 - the ultimate doosher : any variety of doucher with stacked to the rafter bad qualities such as being overly obnoxious, a loud talker, a sidler and with no sense of self awareness.
Jeremy: that doucheRkabob needs to stop trying to play and sing "Stairway to Heaven" on the display amps. He's not even close, and is disrupting the entire store.
Keiran: Yeah he sidled me by the Les Pauls and took up 45 minutes of my time claiming to be a member of some famous rock band.
by KImCobain May 24, 2018
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