DoucheRkabob 

DoucheRkabob - Douchekabob 5.0 - the ultimate doosher : any variety of doucher with stacked to the rafter bad qualities such as being overly obnoxious, a loud talker, a sidler and with no sense of self awareness.

Jeremy: that doucheRkabob needs to stop trying to play and sing "Stairway to Heaven" on the display amps. He's not even close, and is disrupting the entire store.
Keiran: Yeah he sidled me by the Les Pauls and took up 45 minutes of my time claiming to be a member of some famous rock band.

DoucheRkabob by KImCobain May 24, 2018

Douchekabob 

Pertaining to any homo-sapien that emanates an overall sense of: self-justification, terrible joke-telling/movie quoting, nosiness, and possesses macabre physical features that are insurmountable by any amount of mangled dead babies.

Any Normal Guy: "Yeah man, its been really hard for me to let go of my grandma's memory ever since she was mutilated by a passing farm implement last month."

Douchekabob: "Oh yeah, my cock was hard when I penetrated your grammy's mangled skull via eyesocket, bahahaha high five bro."

Douchekabob by wilynilystoleyourbily March 26, 2009