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douche hole

A person who is equal parts douchebag and asshole. Usually reserved for the males species but not always.
Matt: I'm watching the game and having a brewskie, come over?
Ryan: Sorry man, I got a roller blading competition in an hour.
Matt: Ice skating after that? When did you become such a fucking douche hole?
douche hole by Mo Nuts May 11, 2007
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douche hole

the hole vagina where you whould insert a douche.
person 1: can you hand me my burger?
person 2: no.
person 1: fucking douche hole.
douche hole by nanna August 21, 2006

Douche Hole

A douche hole would be a blonde kid with pinochio legs and a tall boy with a fro who doesnt like a girl that has brown hair. (these people would be: nicholas, jeremy)
Jeremy: Hey whats up?
Nick: Nothin just playing on runescape.
Jeremy: I hate charlene!
Nick: Me too!
Charlene: You douche holes! your both fags.

Douche-Hole 

N. A combination douchebag and asshole.
Man, leave me alone and quit being such a douche-hole.
Douche-Hole by Moontos November 12, 2008

black hole douche 

This is the ultimate douche and is so huge it can only exist in deep space. A black hole douche has a core of douchyness so dense it can bend light and sucks in and destroys all intelligent life forms around it. The black hole douche is so powerful that even a douche nuke cannot destroy it and simply mades it more powerful. Black hole douches are to be avoided at all costs.
Man, don't get anywhere near Dickie tonight. The dude is so monumentally douchy he has achieved Black Hole Douche status. Get anywhere close to him and you'll be sucked into his core and crushed into nothingness.
black hole douche by speedshift September 14, 2014

Dousche hole 

jeremy and nick are dousche holes lol
Dousche hole by bobesha head August 22, 2008

douchehole 

A slang, joking insult used for humor, a simple combination of douchebag and asshole.
Our president is a complete douchehole!
douchehole by Jaime Rae May 27, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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