Douche Brand Douche 

It is a company that sells douches...

Do they?

The Douche Brand Douche!

Douche Brand Douche by UrbanConqueror September 20, 2017

douche-band 

A tattoo shaped in a band around a man's bicep - usually of Celtic, tribal or barbed-wire design. It is considered the bro equivalent of a tramp-stamp.

I couldn't believe it when Ted took his shirt off - he had a douche-band right there on his bicep!

douche-band by TiffanyX October 5, 2010

EX-DOUCHEBAND 

A man you married because you loved him and thought he loved you back. Until he suffered a mid-life crisis and met someone cuter, skinnier, richer or hornier and decides to dump you off in another state without support, cuts off your alimony and sleeps with your best friend on the down low.

Sophia "Hey girl, why you lookin so depressed the last few months? Come out dancinggg with us!!"

Heather "OMG Sophie, IDK..I wish I could afford it, but working these 3 jobs has got me exhausted..."

Sophia "Girrrrl....this is all cause of your EX-DOUCHEBAND Remind me never to get married..."

EX-DOUCHEBAND by ChristyLeeHughes August 14, 2010

doucheband 

A tribal-esque tattoo on the bicep of a male douchebag

Did you see the doucheband on that guy with the sleeveless tshirt? What is this, 1998?

doucheband by douchebaghata August 19, 2009

DoucheBrad 

A dude that get your hopes up about selling something that OBVIOUSLY KICKS ASS for a stupid cheap price and then flaking out. Rather intentional or otherwise...

Dude, don't be a doucheBrad!

DoucheBrad by Officer Nail May 15, 2015

doucheband 

A headband that is worn across the forehead, labeling the wearer as a supreme douchebag. They serve no legitimate purpose, other than letting passersby know that they listen to indie and/or emo music and shop at Urban Outfitters.

My forehead feels naked without my doucheband.

doucheband by LittleNepatiz March 17, 2009

doucheband 

a hardcore/ screamo band full of gay scene douche bags.

ZOMG did you go to lifeSPOT and see defending the pilot?!?!

NO, that is a doucheband.

doucheband by matthew blah blah blahblah March 12, 2008