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EX-DOUCHEBAND
A man you married because you loved him and thought he loved you back. Until he suffered a mid-life crisis and met someone cuter, skinnier, richer or hornier and decides to dump you off in another state without support, cuts off your alimony and sleeps with your best friend on the down low.
Sophia "Hey girl, why you lookin so depressed the last few months? Come out dancinggg with us!!"
Heather "OMG Sophie, IDK..I wish I could afford it, but working these 3 jobs has got me exhausted..."
Sophia "Girrrrl....this is all cause of your EX-DOUCHEBAND Remind me never to get married..."
Heather "OMG Sophie, IDK..I wish I could afford it, but working these 3 jobs has got me exhausted..."
Sophia "Girrrrl....this is all cause of your EX-DOUCHEBAND Remind me never to get married..."
EX-DOUCHEBAND by ChristyLeeHughes August 14, 2010
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doucheband by douchebaghata August 19, 2009
DoucheBrad
A dude that get your hopes up about selling something that OBVIOUSLY KICKS ASS for a stupid cheap price and then flaking out. Rather intentional or otherwise...
DoucheBrad by Officer Nail May 15, 2015
doucheband
A headband that is worn across the forehead, labeling the wearer as a supreme douchebag. They serve no legitimate purpose, other than letting passersby know that they listen to indie and/or emo music and shop at Urban Outfitters.
doucheband by LittleNepatiz March 17, 2009
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doucheband by matthew blah blah blahblah March 12, 2008
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