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double hypocrite 

A hypocrite who complains about hypocrites..... in other words me
*Jeff beats his wife, is a raging alcoholic, rapes babies, murders people, and steals shit all the time BUT Jeff goes to church..... this makes Jeff a hypocrite*

*Jeff is talking to his friend about football and along walks a hypocrite and Jeff says "DAMN I HATE HYPOCRITES!".... now armed with the knowledge that Jeff is a hypocrite and he complains about hypocrites we can officially call him a "double hypocrite"*
double hypocrite by foshiznizzle November 23, 2007

Double hypocrite 

When a person is claiming someone else is a hypocrite when in reality they are the hypocrite. This my friends is a double hypocrite. Important factor is if said person uses the word "hypocrite".
Kavita: You're such a hypocrite for sucking ten dicks in a night.

Kavita's mum: You did that last week you double hypocrite
Double hypocrite by Ragnarinmybum August 30, 2017

Double hypocrite 

Oh look it's tabish the dogs favourite double hypocrite

double-layered hypocrite 

A person who is a hypocrite, whose methods are layered on top of one another to the point where it happens to condemn hypocrisy itself. In other words, a person condemns being a hypocrite whilst being one himself, therefore making him a double-layered hypocrite.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026