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Double Douche Bag 

Dead Beat Douche Bag-or-(DDB)-term referring to a baby daddy that never pays child support and only see's their kid here-and-there. He has a very low level of intellegence, whatever comes out of there mouth never makes sense... not even to them, but they think that they are brillant! No perspective on anything in life. He thinks he is God's gift to this earth.
My daughters Double Douche Bag showed up yesterday for the first time in 3 months and said that he is seeing his daughter because they have a special bond.

Douche bag double down 

The point at which a known and confirmed douche bag commits an act so douchy that it doubles the d-bags status, thus 'doubling down'.
I thought Steve was a douche after he $4000 chrome rims on his Hyundai Accent. But, it was a douche bag double down when he got that tramp stamp.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026