Double Clutching

Finger blasting two chicks simultaneously from behind in a public setting, preferably on the dance floor while wearing sunglasses

Nate: Yo did you see Sam out on the dance floor?
Jake: Finger blasting those two hussies?
Nate: Yeah he was double clutching the shit out of them!
Jake: WOW! I gotta get me two hoes to double clutch!

Double Clutching by DilboGaggins420 October 25, 2018

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double clutching

When a man is having sex with a woman, and he sticks a finger up her asshole.

Whenever I bang doggystyle, I see her balloonknot, and I can't resist double clutching.

double clutching by dickfitzentite July 19, 2009

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double clutching

To finger bang a person's ass while either performing oral sex on them, or while giving a male a hand job.

I encourage double clutching to my girlfriends.
I was watching porn, and this girl double clutched the dude.

double clutching by Jesse Ray 620 December 19, 2008

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double clutching

Hitting the weed twice and then passing it. Usually a party foul.

"Whats wrong with you man, dont be double clutching on my weed."

double clutching by Kevin Crosby May 22, 2005

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Double clutching

When a hoe takes on two or more dicks at the same time

Guy 1: Yo, Sheena new “man” don’t know is she is the biggest double clutching slut in the hood!

Guy 2: Hahaha, man that hoe messing around with John, Matt and Quameer at the same time? What a simp

Double clutching by Joos man June 12, 2018

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Double-clutching

The act of returning to the bathroom to wipe your ass after an earlier shit.

“I had a thousand wiper this morning I need to go double-clutch it” double-clutch/double-clutching

Double-clutching by ShlongDiesel April 2, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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