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double bonus

When something really good happens unexpectedly. The bonus sometimes has a double meaning, as it often can be viewed as something negative or a tragedy. This is not a requirement of a double bonus however, as 'double' does not mean the bonus must have double meanings, it means the bonus is really good. often only because it is so unexpected.
Ex 1

Person 1: "So this cop was chasing me on the freeway and he wrecked..."

Person 2: "Nice. Double bonus."

Ex 2

Person 1: "I went into our new roommates room to turn off his alarm and I found a naked stripper tied to his bed."

Person 2: "Ah, but would you call that a bad thing, or double bonus?"
double bonus by MikeBGSU May 28, 2009
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The act of fisting a girl in the ass and the pussy at the same time. Bonus. Leaving no free hand to donkey punch you have to kick her in the back of the head. Double bonus.
AJ had Dani maxed out until he realised he was still wearing his boots. So he lifted his foot up and went for the double bonus.
double bonus by ColonelAngus November 19, 2005

Double Bonus

While in your session of taking a poop or dump, you decide to double bonus and masturbate while still on the toilet.
Dude I took the nicest dump, and then it turned into a double bonus.
Double Bonus by Cohack7 August 11, 2014
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026