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Double Pumper 

During intercourse, when a man is ready to cum, he thrusts his cock deep inside the woman and holds it there while he cums, not moving. As soon as he is done, he continues pumping and his cock spasms a second time.
Last night, when John was having sex with his wife, he held his cock still when he came. As soon as the jism stopped, he continued pumping with his cock spasming again, doing a double pumper.
Double Pumper by Itsjustsillyoleus February 8, 2009
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Double pumper dump tank operation 

When guys at a firehouse invite a girl over to tag team her in the back of a firetruck and proceeding to plant the seed in her. Giving her the name double pumper dump tank.
Chad and brad invited Jessica over to the firehouse one night but little did she know she was about to receive a hard lesson on double pumper dump tank operations

texas double pumper

to use both your hands while finger banging some slut in a pumping manner, four fingers mininmum.
i gave that cunt sarah leader a texas double pumper
texas double pumper by badtouch October 8, 2008

Double pumped 

Means to send 2 text messages one after another with no reply.
I double pumped a text to him and still no reply.....think I'm getting the faze out
Double pumped by Sammanator November 4, 2015

Double Plumper 

It’s what happens to your penis when you hold back two cum shots that it causes your penis to swell.
Well... I wanted to bust a fat nut, but it was no nut November, so I received a double plumper.
Double Plumper by Boof Moof October 9, 2019
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