Double douchebag

Two pricks that are douchebags

Ah crap the Double douchebag's are here

Double douchebag by Eden0phoenix November 27, 2021

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Double Douche Bag

Dead Beat Douche Bag-or-(DDB)-term referring to a baby daddy that never pays child support and only see's their kid here-and-there. He has a very low level of intellegence, whatever comes out of there mouth never makes sense... not even to them, but they think that they are brillant! No perspective on anything in life. He thinks he is God's gift to this earth.

My daughters Double Douche Bag showed up yesterday for the first time in 3 months and said that he is seeing his daughter because they have a special bond.

Double Douche Bag by sunshine589 May 18, 2009

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Douche bag double down

The point at which a known and confirmed douche bag commits an act so douchy that it doubles the d-bags status, thus 'doubling down'.

I thought Steve was a douche after he $4000 chrome rims on his Hyundai Accent. But, it was a douche bag double down when he got that tramp stamp.

Douche bag double down by mondoSugundo December 4, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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