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Double Cousins 

When two sisters marry two brothers, their children have the same two sets of grandparents. Unlike most people, who have a cousin that has grandparents that you've never met or care about; these cousins share both sets of grandparents. Divorce is very hard for these families, if divorce happens to one set of these parents, every family get-together is a fight between the still married couple, the wife wanting her sister present and the husband wanting his brother present, but neither one of those people wanting to be around their divorce'
Jane Smith wanted her sister Jill Smith to meet her boyfriend, so Jane and Jill decided to set up a double date. When they all met at the restaurant, they discovered that Jane's boyfriend, John Parker, was brothers with Jill’s boyfriend, Joe Parker. Jane married John and Jill married Joe. Their children were double cousins. Now Jane and John are divorced, family get-togethers SUCK!
Double Cousins by felix87 May 14, 2010
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Double Cousins 

A situation occurring only in Kentucky, since this is the only place that this is legal, in which two (first) cousins are joined in marriage, thus creating a situation whereby all other cousins are cousins twice.
Cousin 1: Joe-Bob and Sally-Ann got married and now we're all double cousins.
Cousin 2: Damn...
Double Cousins by sammichhhh January 24, 2007

Double Wiener Cousins 

When two men have had intimate relations with the same two women, those two men become double wiener cousins. Double wiener cousins is a highly sought-after and unbreakable bond. This bond is manifested by the interlocking of the pointer and middle finger of each of said double wiener cousins. Tighter bonds are those of the elusive triple wiener cousin, and the never before seen quadruple wiener cousin.
Jacob: Dude it's cool if I hook up with Ella right? I mean she used to be your girlfriend and all.
David: Yeah bro, then we'll be double wiener cousins, because we've both also hooked up with Izamar!
Jacob: double wiener cousins?? We'll pretty much be related!
Double Wiener Cousins by DavidAGL October 19, 2010

double-cousin-pibling 

Child of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-cousin-pibling is a good person.
double-cousin-pibling by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

double-cousin 

Child of a person's maternal aunt (mother’s sister) with that same person's paternal uncle (father’s brother) or child of a person's paternal aunt (father’s sister) with that same person's maternal uncle (mother’s brother).
My double-cousin is a good person.
double-cousin by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

double-cousin-aunt 

Daughter of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-cousin-aunt is a good person.
double-cousin-aunt by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

double-cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-cousin-uncle is a good person.
double-cousin-uncle by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019