Sexual act requiring 4 people. Person 1 sits backwards on the toilet while defecating and gives a blowjob to person 2, who is defecating in the tank of the toilet. Person 1 also gives hand jobs to persons 3 and 4, who are standing on either side of the toilet. Person 2, 3, and 4 high five above person 1's head.

The combination of the double blumpkin supreme, the upper decker, the pterodactyl, and the eiffel tower

Tom: Dude, I saw the nastiest thing, this chick was doing the "double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower" at that party on Saturday night.
Ted: Wow she must be a freak!
Tom: Yeah, I almost puked!

double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower by noey November 29, 2013

double blumpkin

Similar to an ordinary blumpkin but in this case the girl A.C. Slater's the toilet and blows the guy as he upper decks the toilet.

Chad and his girlfriend had to shit at the same time, so to kill two birds with one stone she gave him a double blumpkin in her parents bathroom.

double blumpkin by D-Zell June 23, 2011

Upperdecker Double Blumpkin

A man takes the upper-back of the toilet off and sits on it. A woman gives him a blowjob as he takes a crap in the back of the toilet. After crapping and the blow job is done, he puts the lid back on the toilet.

An unsuspecting person comes in later and uses the toilette. When they flush the toilet it fills with brown water from the crap the man took in the upper deck.

“I was over Al’s house and I upperdecker double blumpkin’d his toilet. That thing was flowing brown all day”

Upperdecker Double Blumpkin by Stephen Roche September 21, 2019

Double Blumpkin

When you and your partner simultaneously shit on each other while 69’ing

The other night me and my girl were in the mood, so we decided to double blumpkin

Double Blumpkin by Space Dock April 1, 2010

Double blumpkin supreme

Receiving oral gratification from a defecating woman while performing an upper deck.

We both had to crap, and she was feeling nasty, so we pulled a double blumpkin supreme

Double blumpkin supreme by D-Bone February 23, 2005

Double Blumpkin 69

When you're getting a blumpkin but the person sucking your dick is upside down so you can 69 but they also poop at the same time... this means their poop is either going to slide down their back and hit the floor, fall forward into your face while you suck and/or lick their genitals OR you'll get a diarrhea fountain all over their back and your face.

I wanted him to double blumpkin 69 me but he said he wouldn't do it unless I had diarrhea for the fountain effect.

Double Blumpkin 69 by BlumpkinFiend6669 October 15, 2022

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026