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The Dirty Sanchez Tequila

The Dirty Sanchez Tequila is the perfect combination of sweet and spicy.

The Ultimate Dirty Sanchez 

Its where you crap a log in your own hand and wipe it across the targets upper lip region forcing them to smell fecal matter for a long period of time.

Dirty Sanchez Sandwich 

The act of sticking your entire face in your lovers ass and dismantling from left to right then squeezing the ass checks together with your face in the middle forming a sandwich.
Freddie satisfied his hunger after sharing a tasty, steaming hot
Dirty Sanchez Sandwich platter with
Harold.

tahitian dirty sanchez 

Shaving off the side of a coconut and sticking it above a girls lips
I had a good time with edouard last night, he gave me a Tahitian dirty sanchez

dirty sanchez with extra gravy 

See Dirty Sanchez, but add...

When the woman has diarrhea
While at the Mustang Ranch perusing the menu I was astounded that the Dirty Sanchez was only $200, but to add extra gravy brought the total to over $700.

Dirty Sanchez (Der-ti San- chez) 

Reaming a chick from behind (doggy-style) and then rimming her asshole with your finger with which you run it (fecal matter and all) under her nose as to make a moustache with.
My bitch was pissed when I gave her a dirty sanchez last night.