A very sexy individual indeed, woman love his brown eyes, he is an amazing football player and is naturally good at every sport. This individual is French and if you find one you better fuck him.
Girl 1: Omg did you see that super hot french guy playing football Girl 2: It's probably Edouard
Girl 1: Do you have his insta?
Girl 2:HE'S FUCKING MINE (KILLS GIRL 1)
Edouard- a very unusual speeling of the classic name Edward or edwardo. Commonly used in france as they are crazy and a very much obsessed with sports. He can also be associated with smoking and drinking.
Dude 1:Yo who´s that guy that looks high?
Dude 2: Dontknow, ummm probably Edouard
The best striker in world football. Rangers fan hate him because he makes the clown Alfredo Morelos look even more like a clown. Would make Lionel Messi look terrible he’s that good. Idolised by Ronaldo. Not even Pelé is good enough to beat big Odesonne. 7 times Ballon Dor winner Edouardinho is by far the best ever striker to have ever played football.
Ronaldo: I’m gonna win the ballon dór
Messi: No I will
Odesonne Edouard: Hold my beer
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.