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The state of being a dork.
Julio is an apt follower of dorkism.
dorkism by lunnara November 19, 2006
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Much like the monks, a person who studies dorkism usualy meditates under many books, has very few friends and is prone to subtle spurts of Aqumininininism, has very few friends, if any, are under the leadership of the high dork.... in this case Steven Hawkings.

Created by Irish settelers of South East Asia and South Dakota.
"The followers of dorkism read the book for dorkismnes."
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The actions of a dork.
Example of a dorkism: Walking towards an automatic door and not waiting for it to open and then SLAM. Smashed right into it.
Dorkism by IamViki September 8, 2016
The word to describe the most Dorkiest , and Amazing girl in the world; Zia
Man dorkism is a real thing, Just look how much of a dork Zia is!
Dorkism by herfavoritedork422 August 21, 2023

little dorkism 

The religion of the story That Little Dork which praises the rich king himself, Byakuya Togami. The story can be found on Wattpad by Danganronpa_stories.
I live by the Little Dorkism religion with Byakuya Togami
little dorkism by Togami’s Wife😌 November 26, 2020
Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.
Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.
Dorkistan by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

Dorksmack 

Person who talks excessively about masturbation to a hot female.
Male - "God your hot.. Hey remember that time I interrupted you while you were masturbating?"

Female - "Dorksmack."
Dorksmack by PHATMAN16 May 18, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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