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(n.) a dork, nerd, jackass, basically a really catchy term for someone whose being a idiot
dude, stop being such a dorkis and bring me the twizzlers
dorkis by T-diggity September 16, 2005
A person of a male character usually
one who thinks he's cool and makes up his own "worbs"

One who laughs at his own jokes when they are clearly not funny.
Nerdish like.
Come on man don't be a dorkis.

You are such a dorkis.
Dorkis by Slub123 April 5, 2017

dorkis konggaleti 

A dorky person with a huge set of testicels.
Hey look at that dorkis konggaletis on the beach there just all hanging out like bats in a cave
dorkis konggaleti by EGerb April 11, 2017

dorkis manorkis 

Someone that has done something completly dimwitted and has been caught in the act. This person may also be labled a 'manus'
Jim walks into a tree without looking
Jim is a dorkis manorkis
Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.
Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.
Dorkistan by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

Doris Day parking 

rock star parking In 1960s Doris Day movies, whenever DD would arrive at her destination, a parking space would be available right in front of it so she could drive her convertible right in. No valets necessary.
When I drove into Hollywood to see "Wicked", there was a
"Doris Day parking" space that was open right in front of the Pantages theater. (Examples are sprinkled throughout all movies of the 60s. Jessica Fletcher ("Murder She Wrote") had the same luck.)
Doris Day parking by John Mar. November 11, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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