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I put my dick in a bag of Doritos 

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.
Johnny: I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

Put My Dick in a Bag of Doritos 

When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip
" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"

Bag of Doritos

- Occurs when someone sees something very obscure, such as a bag of Doritos, and experiences a moment of enlightenment, inspiration, or revelation
- Derived from when Gregory House, M.D. suddenly diagnoses a patient while not being in the same room space and usually when talking about trying to have sex with Dr. Lisa Cuddy with Dr. James Wilson, his only friend or when watching television and playing with his one red and blue ball
House and Wilson are walking down the hallway and Wilson comments on House's use of prostitutes. House is about to retort with a smartass comment when he realizes his patient has Trichomonas vaginalis, which is a Sexually Transmitted Disease. Wilson's comment involving prostitutes was House's, Bag of Doritos.
Bag of Doritos by Dr. Eric Foreskin February 19, 2009

dorito bag 

sexual intercourse using a dorito bag in lieu of a condom
"I didn't have any rubbers, I had to dorito bag that ho."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026