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Doppelhänder 

German term for a two-handed wank
Hans: Ich fuhle mich heute gut

Jurgen: Aber warum?

Hans: Letzte nacht habe ich ein sogenannte ,,Doppelhänder" gemacht

Jurgen: Ah genau
Doppelhänder by Nathan Rutland October 21, 2009

dopetard 

Dope-Tard

dope, meaning awesome and bosslike.
tard, retard, meaning stupid but funny. not politically correct.

use instead of calling one a retard. make them feel awesome with an insult.

Dopetard
You are (a) Dope....tard.

dopetard
dopetard by shawnalynn November 20, 2011

Doppelmord Strauß 

refers to a certain incident which occured at a families home
???: "Brian warum machst du so was? :sob:"
Brian: "Doppelmord Strauß"
Doppelmord Strauß by brian9669 February 2, 2023

Dopetard 

Someone who has literally smoked so much dope, that they are permanently retarded from it, and no longer understand how society works.
That Dopetard is perma-gacked!
Dopetard by NGF User August 24, 2023

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026