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Doppelhänder 

German term for a two-handed wank
Hans: Ich fuhle mich heute gut

Jurgen: Aber warum?

Hans: Letzte nacht habe ich ein sogenannte ,,Doppelhänder" gemacht

Jurgen: Ah genau
Doppelhänder by Nathan Rutland October 21, 2009

dopetard 

Dope-Tard

dope, meaning awesome and bosslike.
tard, retard, meaning stupid but funny. not politically correct.

use instead of calling one a retard. make them feel awesome with an insult.

Dopetard
You are (a) Dope....tard.

dopetard
dopetard by shawnalynn November 20, 2011

Doppelmord Strauß 

refers to a certain incident which occured at a families home
???: "Brian warum machst du so was? :sob:"
Brian: "Doppelmord Strauß"
Doppelmord Strauß by brian9669 February 2, 2023

Dopetard 

Someone who has literally smoked so much dope, that they are permanently retarded from it, and no longer understand how society works.
That Dopetard is perma-gacked!
Dopetard by NGF User August 24, 2023

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026