Doppelbänger 

A simple solution to a complex dating dilemma: Joe asks Cindy out on a date. Cindy agrees on the condition that Joe will find a date for her mentally retarded cousin Patti. Joe hasn't gotten pussy in 972 days, so he lies to his good friend Bob and says that Patti is a super hot nympho with no gag reflex. Bob is elated until the date, at which time he discovers that Patti is not as advertised. Bob has standards and will not lay pipe in Patti's retarded twat, but he is a good friend and knows that Joe has not seen pussy for 972 days so he does what any good friend would do... Bob calls in his doppelbänger - who takes one for the team - allowing his good friend Joe to FINALLY see a patch of snatch, Cindy is overjoyed that her horny, helmeted cousin finally got some trouser snake, and everyone goes home happy!

Tommy: I heard you banged out Yeasty Yolanda at the party last night!
Bob: Ohhh HELL NO! I had to call in my doppelbänger to do the dirty deed.

Doppelbänger by Jumpingrat October 29, 2019

Doppelbänger 

A person who resembles another while having sex.

Guy: Stacy has a doppelbänger. I just slept with Stacy and it was just like when I hooked up with Rachel.

Girl: Jason and Chad are total doppelbängers. I was with Jason last night and he felt the exact same as Chad.

Doppelbänger by xBANGARANGx October 14, 2014

doppelbanger 

A person working in the adult entertainment industry who looks eerily similar to someone else.

The Kim Kardashian of 2005 is barely a doppelbanger of Kim Kardashian of 2010.

doppelbanger by CammieB December 13, 2010

doppelbanger 

when you want to bang people who look like they could be your twin.

friend 1: "that girl over there is a TOTAL BABE."
friend 2: "um, she's looks exactly like you."
friend 1: "what's wrong with that?"
friend 2: "it just means that you're a total doppelbanger, that's all."

doppelbanger by grace jones January 30, 2010

Doppelbanger 

Your celebrity doppelganger that people would rather bang.

I was totally throwing myself at him, but he went to masturbate to pictures of my doppelbanger.

Doppelbanger by Chanisson Halberitzky February 4, 2010

doppelbanger 

someone who has two penises, and one of them is evil.

"That guy is such a doppelbanger. He was doing me and slipped the evil dick up my butthole."

"But I liked it."

doppelbanger by Rick and Jesse December 15, 2008

doppelbanger 

A chick that you nailed that looks too much like your ex-girlfriend.

"Dude, didn't you notice how much that chick you went home with last night looks like Veronica? Total doppelbanger."

doppelbanger by Cyrus McDink October 6, 2009