Created in the laboratory of a third grader, it is half donkey and half jackalope. It's called a donkalope. It's possible that Oklahoma is the favored habitat of this animal. It's food choices include sheep, salad, and salad with sheep on it. It also likes veggies. It's favorite drinks are water, milk, and orange juice.
DOPEPOPE is one of the oldest players in vHack who can still be seen around, but lately he hasn't been very active. He is a living meme, whenever he shows up, he begs for admin privileges to Kev. He used to be a moderator in the previous versions of the game, but he isn't anymore due to his mental disorder that is in an advanced stage by now. He created a YouTube video about the very first version of vHack. The video on question is of high quality and one of the best tutorials ever posted on the internet. He has some good definitions on Urban Dictionary, that are funny, but don't let this fool you, he is a retard.
DOPEPOPE: Kev give me admin
Kev: Guys DOPEPOPE has been following me since day 1, someone help
A somber creature usually found amongst the Wittenberg University community that sheds an Eeyore persona and while inebriated he becomes fluent in Spanish. His interests include: eating, cuddling, sleeping, and dressing in his sophistifun wardrobe. A nomadic enigma, Mopey has been reportedly sighted in many states east of the Mississippi. Recent empirical evidence suggests that the Mopealope can only successfully breed within his species, however, the reproductive habits of the Mopealope have not been observed in the wild. While little is known about the Mopealope, it has been foretold that he is loyal and enchanting.
Mopealope is a noun and the Latin root for it is Tertius Cadena Portero.
Steve: "Did you see that sad thing?"
Blake: "Yeah, I think it's one of those Mopealope things."