When someone expects the worst possible scenario, regardless of there being evidence to support them. The poster will usually mention that they hope it doesn't happen. However, everything they say always reeks of pessimism.

Poster 1: this decade will be when WW3 starts
Poster 2: lol what?
Poster 1: trust me, I want to be wrong but it'll still happen
Poster 2: stop doomposting

doomposting by ethyr January 27, 2020

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doodoo shirt in grey pants

The worst type of player on NBA 2K usually has no badges, no Iq, and a trash record.

Damn bro that nigga manny a doodoo shirt in grey pants

doodoo shirt in grey pants by Ridgeway11 October 30, 2018

DooDoo Garbage

YouTuber turned TikTok rapper DDG's new name

DooDoo Garbage, your time has come.

DooDoo Garbage by 💩💩🗑️ June 27, 2023

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DooDoo Feces

Michael Jackson's go-to synonym for the bodily brown that all humans produce, DooDoo Feces is a lighter, more casual take on the notorious Number Two - a shitty substitution for any situation.

Dad: "I yanked my denims off, and there they were, speckled on my thighs-"
Son: "What was there?"
Dad: "Well, Son, it was none other than your dear old Dad's DooDoo Feces."

Guy 1: "Hey broh, wanna go out and tame some strange?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lemme just quick spray some DooDoo Feces."

DooDoo Feces by StrangerInDanger May 14, 2018

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