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Doodie Man 

He poops, a lot. Don't date him. He's nasty, and may poop on you. Avoid him as much as possible. He's unhealthy, dirty, and just rude. DON'T ENTER ANY PLACE WHERE HE'S AT!!!!
Doodie.com

Me: "Dude, why is poop all over the floor?"
Brittney: "It was Doodie Man."
Doodie Man by Pseudo Pod August 13, 2011

dookieyanker 

Yo Jared did you know Mike is a dookieyanker. He loves to beat his meat while shitting.
dookieyanker by fuzzyclam July 6, 2014

DookieMama

I heard he got him self a DookieMama.
DookieMama by KingMadman4life November 17, 2016

Dookiemonger 

A person who purchases and maintains an inventory of dookie (feces) to be sold to others.
I don't want to go to that dookiemonger Steves' house, because he has a huge surplus of dookie smelling up the place. I don't know how he sells it on eBay, but apparently some people buy stuff like that.
Dookiemonger by Elmer Shitbomb August 16, 2011

dookieman 

ex: he just ran over a kid, he a dookieman
dookieman by ihearturmomstitties September 12, 2021

DoonieMan 

A charismatic person who knows how to please any woman. He’s a great listener, self-motivated, intelligent, and reliable. Natural leader who knows how to take control regardless of how difficult the task is. Overall he’s just a lovable guy that brings you joy and he knows how to light up the room.
I’m having a bad day so can you call DoonieMan to brighten up my day.
DoonieMan by Thee Michelle Obama November 22, 2021