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doodoo fard 

When the doodoo that you fard out is extra wet
Man 1: Dude I just doodoo farded
Man 2: I want you to kiss me
doodoo fard by TheJackofTheBox August 11, 2022

Le epic doodoo fard 

When you shart next to your crush, and have to pretend it was professional and that you speak french
Crush; Ew was that poop I can smell it
Me; No, that was a Le epic doodoo fard
Crush; AAAHAHHHAAAHAA I"M GONNA CUM CAUSE IM A TRAP

Doodoo fard 

HAHAAHA A SUM KID TAKIN A DOODDOOOOOOO I HEARD THE DOODOO FARD
Doodoo fard by Disboi50 May 22, 2023

doodoo fard 

when u take big giant shit in pant and it doodoo fard
Uh oh, I think I just had a doodoo fard...
doodoo fard by blitzreig_MR July 29, 2022

doodoofard 

One of the most profoundly philosophical words to have ever been spoken.

It is also a versatile, and beautifully graceful word; as a metaphorical swan would. Throughout history, it has been given its many meanings.. And today, I shall gladly provide you with some of many..

1. A beautifully composed, and completed to utter perfection shart. You cannot shard without the doodoo or the fard, so it all works together in a divine plan.

2. The meaning of life, love, peace, and the world in its entirety.

3. What I do in my pants every Sunday at exactly 3:38AM, while eating crunchy munchy munchables.

4. A name adopted by one of the coolest meme subreddits of all time, to further glorify the word in all efforts, and praise.

5. A beautiful city in Goofyville, a secret land just 400 miles south-east of the border of Florida, USA. According to legend, it is an anciently formed civilisation (around 40000bce.), where the stairway leads to above the clouds, and further past the stratosphere.. Where the entrance to the holy lands of doodoofard lay.. But only those who have been deemed worthy, and have discovered the true power of the doodoofard may ever grace their toes upon the holy grass of doodoofard..

6. A commonly placed form of its cousin words; poopoofard, and peepeeshart.
Gerald: "Yo dude.. I loved that part where he said "it's doodoofardin time" and doodoofarded all over the place. Truly a doodoofard of a time.."

Carrot smoking a pipe: *Puff..* "Why yes, my fellow friend Gerald.. And I am so proud of today's generation.. Coming up with some of the most exquisite terms of language.. Although above all, doodoofard truly takes the cake with a cherry on top.."
doodoofard by joemamah January 4, 2024

doodoofard 

doodoofard is a word that is used when you want to give DETRIMENTAL DAMAGE (big D for short) to someone’s bloodline. ⚠️ VERY MEAN ⚠️
Person 1: “I hate your guts.”

Person 2: “doodoofard”

Person 1: W-wait no, no this can’t be. No NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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