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dont mess with texas

George bush is de-1337 of ur face and will kill kerrys donkey face, iraqis must die, and they r so yay for bush. now kerry will drink his urine cuz now he has to kiss bushs' ass
dont mess with texas by HellSing March 28, 2005

don't mess with me 

It means: "Don't annoy me." "Don't make me angry." It's something you'd say to someone who was bugging you, or teasing you, or otherwise getting on your nerves---warning them that you might lose your temper and respond in a way they won't like.
-Hey, Why are you drinking so much, dude?
-Don't mess with me.
don't mess with me by EverPino1D January 16, 2016

Don't mess with texas 

The true meaning of this phrase: It's an ANTI-LITTERING ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN started by the Texas Department of Transportation! See www (dot) dontmesswithtexas (dot) org.
It's an anti-littering campaign that has helped remove trash from Texas roadways by reminding people to clean up after themselves, so don't mess with Texas or you'll get a huge fine!
Don't mess with texas by Txgirl January 11, 2008

don't mess with Texas 

It actually is a phrase that means the same as "Give A Hoot, Don't Pollute". It is on "Do not litter" signs in the state of Texas.
Man reading sign: Don't mess with Texas.
Other guy: What the fuck does that mean?
Man: I'm not sure, but I don't think we should be throwing these dead bodies here by the look of this sign. It says littering is a $500 fine.
Other guy: Shit.
don't mess with Texas by Syrupsippa October 11, 2010

don’t mess wit da choppa no cap 

What you shouldn’t do unless you wanna get a ring a ting ting a ding dong. No cap on god. Once I did it to Macky Attacky and I got ringed down wit da choppa like a johnnyboi14chikn eating chicken and Mario. No cap on god. It won’t be so fire low-key if you do it so neva eva eva mess wit da choppa no cap
Dumb Idiot: Hewo me wanna diss on da gang
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: no neva eva diss on da gang no cap
Dumb Idiot: Da Gwang Is Kinda Like Chwickn
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: so what my g no cap on god
Dumb Idiot: Without Ranch and some chwedda chweese
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: damn that hard we tellin choppa no cap
Dumb Idiot: NO PLZ DONT TELL DA BIG CHOPPA I DONT WANNA GET RING A TING TING
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: *whispers to da big choppa no cap* plz ring a ting tong ching chong flabading dong king kong to dis guy he diss on da gang no cap on god 4 da gang
Choppa: on god bruv. RING A LING A TING TONG
Dumb Idiot’s Friend, Dumbass: That not very nice.
Choppa: YOU DISSIN ON DA GANG NO CAP!!!! RING A LONG A DING DONG
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: that why you neva eva mess wit da choppa low-key or else it gon fire you down kinda dope no cap fire on god bruv
Choppa: hell ye he right bruv don’t mess wit da choppa no cap

Don't mess with texas 

A phrase in which "big men" from Texas (see George W. Bush) will use in defense of their state.

Little do they know that it was a slogan coined in the 1960s by Ladybird Johnson in a highway beautificatoin campaign. So when you hear some macho cowboy say this, what they mean is "Please dont litter in my state."
I'll mess with Texas all I want! I just won't defenestrate my garbage.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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