Donkey wars

Donkey wars, series of wars in eastern Europe, to claim independence from the USSR.

Those bloody turnip eaters, and their donkey wars. You would think they would just return to the mud.

David and Petr are Czech surviours of the donkey wars

by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018

Scandanavian War Donkey

A donkey of mass destruction. The most fearsome animal in the world, next to the liger. It has body armor and rocket launchers straped to it. Dont fuck with this donkey holmes.

Kid:Mommy I want a Scandanavian War Donkey for my birthday.
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH

by Andre Kristenpolensklavinchi Jr. February 6, 2005