donkey fart
when you're taking a hit of the bong and you cough into it and blow all the bongwater out the carb. if anyone does this they get punched in the arm by everyone in the circle.
donkey fart by Jack Rackham January 21, 2009
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Donkey Fart
Someone whom doesn't understand the process of cleanliness. Showers are foreign to him, bathes a thing of the past, and changing his clothes is an act of stupidity in this guys eyes. He is so used to his body odor that it seems normal to smell the way he does. His clothes are plastered to himself from days of wear, and due to the petrification you must delicately remove them. When one can get the guy to take a shower, it doesn't matter anyway because his incompetence level is so greatly underestimated. Goes in smelling like a dick and out smelling like a scented dick.
Someone too lazy to take a bath so he says the stench is a medical problem, or that he stinks because he just excercised.
Someone too lazy to take a bath so he says the stench is a medical problem, or that he stinks because he just excercised.
By rule of thumb, donkey farts usually come in packs.
A donkey fart is able to affect three large rooms with his stench in under three minutes.
A donkey fart is able to affect three large rooms with his stench in under three minutes.
Donkey Fart by Usedtolivewithoneofthese January 1, 2010
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donkey-fart-eater
A person, usually widely disliked, who thinks they know everything and should go die a slow and painful death. . . hardcore
Who's that guy that did Passion of the Christ and then went Crazy?
-- Mel Gibson.
Yeah he's such a donkey-fart-eater.
-- Mel Gibson.
Yeah he's such a donkey-fart-eater.
donkey-fart-eater by 5h4p1r0'2 a 23r0 April 13, 2008
holy donkey farts
Example A:
Holy donkey farts look at that unicorn frolicking out of that rainbow...
Example B:
Holy donkey farts a rabid wolf has viscously ripped off my leg!
Holy donkey farts look at that unicorn frolicking out of that rainbow...
Example B:
Holy donkey farts a rabid wolf has viscously ripped off my leg!
holy donkey farts by RabidUniocrn July 3, 2014
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