donkaments 

A very large poker tournament, mostly full of shitty players, aka donks. They are hard to win because these shitty ass players seem to always get lucky.

Rob: I just played a donkament on stars
Joe: didja win?
Rob: no
Joe: lol donkaments

donkaments by the christ November 20, 2007

donkaments 

A situation where one or severall persons behave like donkeys.

In poker a donkey, or "donk" is a person with inferior understanding of the game and who basically play the "wrong" way.

Due to the fact that there is randomness in poker, sometimes the "wrong" move may result in winning a pot against a wiser player. When a really silly move ends up in winning the pot due to a very unlikely draw hitting, you can call this a donkament.

Quotes that I heard :

"I'll never play online during week ends again, it's such donkaments"

donkaments by JB Joule December 13, 2007

donkament 

A derogatory or humorous term for a poker tournament with bad players. Derived from donkey or donk (a bad poker player). Similar to donkfest.

I played in a donkament last night where people were reraising with king jack.

donkament by GregF June 29, 2007

donkament 

A poker tournament, especially online, that is filled with bad players.

Man, no one folds a hand in this donkament.

donkament by snelgrave June 24, 2007

Donkapenis 

A term referring to an abnormally large, or "donka" sized, male member. Often difficult to conceal, this phenomenon is said to exist in one out of every ten African males, mostly of Ghanian origin.

"Excuse me sir, your donkapenis is showing."

Hana: "Henry! Put your donkapenis away!"
Henry: "I can't it's so difficult to conceal!"

Donkapenis by hanselmania237 October 19, 2009

Donkameters

Unit of measurement similar to decimeter, specifically used in Naomi's chemistry class. Can be used for length, mass, volume, temperature, basically you get to make up a unit of measure. It is a made up measurment, but you can also use it to refer to something you don't know the measure of.

Theres 6 million donkameters in 1000 inches.

Donkameters by bigshart42069 January 9, 2023

donkament 

A donkament is a poker game where everyone starts with the same number of chips, and then plays poker until someone has accumulated all the chips. Donkaments are known for having a large number of unskilled players as compared to cash games. For example, while many cash game players may fold QQ preflop, this hand should never be folded preflop in a donkament because people will go all in with a lot more hands than just AA and KK.

I got allin preflop with AA, and this guy called me with 7-2 offsuit. Lol donkaments.

donkament by dave090906 September 10, 2006