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A portmanteau of "Do nothing, go nowhere"; in essence, it is a term for a person with no ambition, no drive, and no desire to make themselves a better person (by pursuing a better career, higher education, etc.)
It's nice to know that when I become a success several years from now, these dongons will still be working the same dead-end job.
Dongon by Ixra February 19, 2009
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The babies from donkey and the dragon in shrek.
Them dongons are super scary when they breathe fire.
Dongon by Wasssupbbg April 27, 2020
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Dongoloid 

People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
Dongoloid by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019
dong-in(ˈdɔŋɪŋ) -

verb

1. The act of sexual intercourse with a abnormally large dong. To sexually engage with a penile member of above average proportions, without being overly painful.

2. Extensive sexual intercourse
dong shlong penis shweener gaping stretched split stuffin climbingwalls dongin donging
Dongin by DrPattyCakes February 11, 2017
questioning how much of an impact you make when you're with other people, asking yourself if people actually care that you're there - and wondering if people are involving you out of pity or because they actually want you with them
Dorgone , N/A

Ding-Donging Around 

Verb. Occurs when an individual (usually male) is walking around his house or a locker room naked, not giving a damn that there are other people around him; occurs most often when someone calls you and you're in the middle of changing
Dude, I know the towels in this locker room are moldy, but could you please just grab one and stop ding-donging around?

Double Dongo

When the male inserts both testicles into the female's vagina or anus.
We were having sex anyway, so I figured, why not go for the Double Dongo, Bess will probably love it. She didn't.
Double Dongo by Woody Tobias, Jr. February 16, 2009
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