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Dongkam Hardour Feelzuegud 

Dongkam Hardour Feelzuegud is the evil step-brother of Batu Khan Omaygot. Also known as "Shyd". Batu Khan didn't want him to bus with him and Kas Ambassing Omaygot, so he tried to send him a poisonous nut, though he forgot which is the poisonous and ended up dead.
Batu Khan: Dongkam... Dongkam Hardour Feelzuegud?!
Donkam Arder, ally of Stevenamba Tukham who rescued Perrell Laquarius Brown from Bunda Rahma’s dungeon
donkam, arder, arder, filzogeud
donkam by ff22ffa July 4, 2023

donkaments 

A very large poker tournament, mostly full of shitty players, aka donks. They are hard to win because these shitty ass players seem to always get lucky.
Rob: I just played a donkament on stars
Joe: didja win?
Rob: no
Joe: lol donkaments
donkaments by the christ November 20, 2007

donkament 

A derogatory or humorous term for a poker tournament with bad players. Derived from donkey or donk (a bad poker player). Similar to donkfest.
I played in a donkament last night where people were reraising with king jack.
donkament by GregF June 29, 2007

donkament 

A poker tournament, especially online, that is filled with bad players.
Man, no one folds a hand in this donkament.
donkament by snelgrave June 24, 2007

Donkameters

Unit of measurement similar to decimeter, specifically used in Naomi's chemistry class. Can be used for length, mass, volume, temperature, basically you get to make up a unit of measure. It is a made up measurment, but you can also use it to refer to something you don't know the measure of.
Theres 6 million donkameters in 1000 inches.
Donkameters by bigshart42069 January 9, 2023
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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