Dong Swatch

When your dong is so long you can wrap it around you wrist so when people ask what time it is you can make them look at it as you tell them some fake time

yo check out jims dong swatch he must need 3 girls for that

by ferret421 March 27, 2009

Dong Snatch

When a women, normally lesbian, cuts of the penis of a man while he is sleeping and gives it to another women as an offering of her affection.

Women: I just dong snatched Sarah.
Women 2: What'd she think?
Women: I think she really liked it.

by Hippieman2 May 12, 2015