Dong Flop 

After sex when the dong is between flaccid and hard, still wet with vaginal secretions, the dong is slung across the female's face, making a "flop" sound.

I dong flopped Veronica right under her nose so she could smell it all day!

Dong Flop by AlienShoe July 10, 2018

Norwegian alligator dong flop 

A sexual act in which the male jumps off a 40 foot ladder, rebounds from a trampoline into a vat of curdled mayonaisse, checks to see if the editors are paying any smegging attention whatsoever to the fabricated juvenile sexual horse crap added to this dictionary daily by giggling 14 year old dimwits, then swims out to perform fellatio on a Chevy Nova. Include the word "anus," an act of random spousal abuse, puerile slander or other general troglodytism for bonus credibility.

This slang dictionary is so packed with Norwegian alligator dong flops by now that browsing it has become dull, offensive and uninformative.

Norwegian alligator dong flop by Feo2 June 8, 2009

floppy donkey dong

A huge freaking donkey's dick

African americans have huge freaking donkey dongs.

floppy donkey dong by KRUSTIN DEMON May 16, 2003