Dirty Sànchez

A shit mustache left behind from eating ass.

My wife noticed that I came home from work with a Dirty Sànchez. She was pissed because I don't eat her ass.

by AlienShoe July 10, 2018

Dong Flop

After sex when the dong is between flaccid and hard, still wet with vaginal secretions, the dong is slung across the female's face, making a "flop" sound.

I dong flopped Veronica right under her nose so she could smell it all day!

by AlienShoe July 10, 2018