2 definitions by AlienShoe

Dong Flop

After sex when the dong is between flaccid and hard, still wet with vaginal secretions, the dong is slung across the female's face, making a "flop" sound.

I dong flopped Veronica right under her nose so she could smell it all day!

by AlienShoe July 11, 2018

Dirty Sànchez

A shit mustache left behind from eating ass.

My wife noticed that I came home from work with a Dirty Sànchez. She was pissed because I don't eat her ass.

by AlienShoe July 11, 2018